You must think you’re pretty slick, huh? I heard you talking about how you’re all done with your Christmas shopping, have been for a month or so. Are you sure about that? Did you remember everyone on your list? Sure, you got the extended fam, but aren’t you forgetting someone? Think really, really hard. It’s someone you see every day, and perhaps take for granted. Seriously? You don’t know who it is yet? Wow, are you cold and unfeeling!
You should really consider purchasing the Reindeer Auto Outfit (Amazon, $9.95) for the gorgeous and reliable car in your life. I mean, isn’t your car always there for you? Who’s the one that gets you to your destination safely and promptly? Your car never asks you for anything, other than general maintenance and some gas so that it can continue to do your bidding with precision and care. Isn’t it about time you showed your car that you care? You could treat your car to a nice car wash and detailing, but you just had that done a few months ago for its birthday, and nobody likes a repeat gift. Floor mats are so last season, and really, that’s not enough to properly display your gratitude. Don’t even get me started on air fresheners – what a lame ass gift that is.
You need a gift that’s playful and unconventional, one that allows your car to have fun this holiday season. With a Reindeer Auto Outfit, your car will be the talk of the town. It will be like a holiday parade and your car is the star. The two reindeer antlers easily clip onto your windows and the button nose attaches to the hood’s grill, so it won’t interfere with your driving. There’s simply no excuse not to get this for your noble chariot this year. Remember, cars are people too.
3 out of 5 reindeer stars.
Specs:
-Includes two reindeer antlers and a button nose
-Clips to windows and hood’s grill
-Won’t damage finish
-Inventor licensed
