Did you misplace your Christmas vest this year? Did you try looking in the attic with the rest of the Christmas decorations? Hmmm, well you’re going to have to wear something festive for the holiday season, and if the Christmas vest is missing, then you’re in big trouble. You could go with the Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted you last year, but you’ve packed on a few extra pounds since then, and besides, it’s a little too Cosby sweater for your taste. You could wear a pair of those reindeer antlers, but Human Resources banned them at work after that incident at the Christmas party last year. What else is there that you can proudly wear to display your holiday cheer?
The Musical Christmas Neckties (Walter Drake, $7.99) are the answer to your festive attire shortage. Available in two different styles, you can chose from either Santa or snowman to let the world know that you and Christmas are BFF. Ok, so you’ve got the traditional Christmas icon requirement satisfied, but now you need something to give your apparel an edge over the rest of the office. Well you’re in luck, as this tie plays three different holiday tunes, which is ten times more awesome than Bill’s generic Christmas tree tie or Susie’s Christmas light necklace. And prepare to be wowed because not only do you get a Santa or snowman, not only do you get three holiday songs, but this tie also lights up! That’s right, the noses on both Santa and the snowman light up while the music plays. The only real downside here is that the tie is hand wash, but with all that incredible technology hanging from your neck, you wouldn’t want to compromise it by throwing it in the washing machine.
I bet you can’t wait to see the look on Bill’s face on Monday when he comes in wearing his Christmas tree tie, thinking he’s got the greatest Christmas look in town. And then, you turn around. With one push of a button that music starts playing, and not only does your tie light up, but so do the eyes of everyone in the office. And just like that, you’ve won the office’s Christmas tie showdown.
Well played, sir. Well played.
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 58″ long
-Plays 3 different holiday songs
-Nose flashes red
-Made of polyester
-Hand wash
