Are you ever just sitting around at family get togethers, and your conversations seem to lack a certain something…such as actual talking? I mean, so many topics are off limits these days because no one wants to spawn a heated discussion around the holidays. Let’s see, that leaves out politics, religion, money, and just about everything else. I know a guy who ended up with a broken jaw after bringing up politics. True story. So then what, pray tell, are you supposed to talk about with the relatives this holiday season?
If you guessed the Animated Singing Christmas Tree (Amazon, $13.87), then you were right! This somewhat frightening looking apparatus is the key to surviving the holidays this year without those awkward silences. Just switch this guy on, sit back, and enjoy the conversational flow around you. I mean, what isn’t there to talk about? He sings, he moves, he lights up – he’s pretty much perfect. With his built-in sensor to keep him from falling off edges, he whirls and twirls while serenading the fam with “Oh Christmas Tree” and his mouth even moves while he sings! If this doesn’t get your family talking, I honestly don’t know what will. They’re obviously cold-hearted and unfeeling, and I personally think you should consider finding a new one.
So if you want to avoid getting your jaw wired shut and drinking your holiday feast through a straw this year, be sure to pick up a singing Christmas tree. It’s for your own safety.
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 12″ tall
-On/off switch
-Eyes and branches light up
-Mouth moves
-Sings “Oh Christmas Tree”
-Battery operated (4 AA batteries, included)
-Hidden wheels
-Built in sensor to keep tree from falling off edges
