Remember when you were a little kid and you tried to hold your own in a snowball fight against your big brother and his friends, even though you were grossly outnumbered? You tried and you tried, but you were just no match for the speed and sheer volume they were packing. There had to be some way to beat them, but without a proper snowfight army, you were doomed. And they won, year after year, pelting you with perfectly round snowballs. But it’s been a few years, and now you’re all grown up. And you’re ready for retribution.
With the Snow Ball Launcher (ThinkGeek, $29.99) you don’t even need a snowball packing posse. All you need is this launcher and a good amount of snow, and you’re golden. Your brother and his friends better be prepared because this baby is packing some serious punch. With three snowball slots, all you have to do is pack it with snow, close the top to mold the snowballs, and pull back the lever to fire. And don’t worry if you’re a little chicken about saddling up for yet another intense snowball fight because this launcher discharges your snowball arsenal at targets up to 80 feet away. That’s right, you can crounch behind the shed in your neighbor’s backyard across the street and still be able to shower your enemies with frozen projectiles.
Apparently the manufacturer frowns upon shooting people or animals, and while I agree that shooting defenseless animals is heartless and cruel, I think your brother and his scumbag friends totally deserve it. I mean, they can totally defend themselves, and more importantly, they started it.
Game on.
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 18″ x 11″ x 5.5″
-Launches up to 80 feet
-Uses 5,000lbs of compressed energy force
-Can be switched to accommodate right or left handed shooters
