You’ve done it – you’ve managed to throw the coolest house party known to man. I know, some thought it couldn’t be done, but you’re proved them wrong. People will be talking about this party for years; they will tell their children’s children of its magnitude. It will be likened to the soirees of kings and queens, of knights and roundtables, of horses and stables…wait, what?
With the Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener (ThinkGeek, $19.99) you hold the key to unlocking the festival of the century. This amazing piece of kitchen wonderment is actually a stainless steel plate with a magnetic rubber backing, which allows it to stick to your fridge while providing an invaluable party service. Having this bottle opener tacked onto your fridge means no more endless futile searching for anything in the house that will get the cap off your brewski. You won’t have to miss out on any more drinking games because you’re too drunk to remember where you left the bottle opener (it’s in your pocket, Einstein). And because this bottle opener is stuck to the fridge, you can open your drinks single-handedly. The reason this rocks is two-fold: 1) you look cool, which is really all that matters; 2) you can brace your drunken self on the fridge with one hand, using the other hand to open that beer and continue to get your drink on. The second move may take some practice to successfully maneuver, but trust me, it’s worth mastering if you want to impress the ladies.
Just think of all the money you’ll save on bottle openers with this almost idiot proof solution! I mean, I’m sure if you invite the Hulk over, you might have some issues with the bottle opener to fridge bondage. Then again, that Hulk always was a bit of a drama queen. You say one little thing about your new flat screen and he’s all green with envy. Some people, man.
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 5″ x 8″
-Magnetic
-Chrome finish
