Were you ever at a party and you had this ridiculously awesome story to tell, but you really needed to gesticulate wildly to get your point across? I know, that’s like everyone’s Friday night. But don’t you always run into the problem of just how to free up your hands in order to tell said story? I mean, you could just put your food and drink down, hoping that someone else doesn’t scoop them up during your magnum opus? Because I’ll give you a hint: your food and drink are going bye-bye. No, that simply won’t do. And unless you’re telling a story about a food juggler who dropped his meal all over himself at a party while telling a story, you can’t multi-task your way out of this. So what gives?
All you need is the Finger Food Finger Plates (Stupid.com, $7.99) to make all your party dreams come true. I know, you’re now thoroughly confused, but allow me to explain. See, these cute little plates are fitted with a ring that attaches to your finger. Simply place the finger plate on your finger, place a bite-sized food item on the place, and then proceed with outlandish hand gestures. Not only are these plates adorable, but they’re actually functional, which is so rarely the case. I mean, yeah, you can’t fit a 4-course meal on these plates, but then again, who’s serving a 4-course meal at a party on a Friday night? No one I know, that’s for sure.
Don’t worry, they’re reusable so it’s not like you’re gonna be breaking the bank to invest in some of these for your next shindig. Or, if you really want to be the coolest kid at the party, you can buy them for yourself and bring them along to all your festivities. Then you can be that guy who just whips out his finger plate, leaving everyone else in the room to gasp in wonder and amazement.
Think of it as a hands-free headset, only for your hands.
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Set of 10 plates
-Reusable
-One size fits most
