Now that it’s starting to warm up again, it’s time for all those fun outdoor activities to begin again. You know what I mean, like baseball games and concerts, things that are the most fun during the lazy summer months. There is one issue with these kinds of events though – the fact that you can’t bring any outside food or drink in with you. It wouldn’t be so bad if the stuff they offered was at least in a normal price range, but a $8 cup of beer at the ballgame isn’t exactly kosher. But there’s not a whole lot you can do about it, there’s pretty much two choices: buy it and deal with it, or don’t buy it and suffer from thirst/hunger. What if there was a third choice? What if you chose not to accept your food and entertainment on such limited terms?
Then you would be smart enough to invest in the Sippin’ Seat Flask Stadium Seat Cushion (KegWorks, $29.95) to make the most of your warm weather excursions. It looks like a normal seat cushion, one that most fans take to the game to create a more pleasurable seating atmosphere, right? Totally wrong. I mean, yes it is a seat cushion, but haven’t you learned by now that nothing is as simple as it appears? Hidden inside this seat cushion is a soft plastic refillable flask, with a spout the is revealed by unzipping one corner. The answer to the overpriced liquid competitors, you can bring this seat cushion basically anywhere and security will be none the wiser. With a 36 ounce capacity, you can fit approximately three beers or a whole bottle of wine within the cushions secret flask. And don’t worry, you’re not going to blow your cover by actually sitting on the cushion, as it can sustain up to 300lbs without busting. The flask compartment also makes an easy transition from season to season because it accommodates hot or cold beverages, meaning you can bring along your hot chocolate to the local football game to save some cash. If you happen to be particularly klutzy, and I am, the fabric cover is stain resistant, as well as machine washable for those inexplicably stubborn stains.
I don’t recommend drinking directly from the flask’s spout. While it may seem like a good idea, especially after a few flaskfuls of beer, you’re going to look like an idiot. Let me clarify: you’re going to look like an idiot after you get caught drinking out of your seat cushion. And then instead of being that cool guy who showed up the man, you’re going to be the moron who couldn’t handle his flaskjuice and had to be escorted out of the venue by security.
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 13″ x 13″ x 2.5″
-Capacity: 36oz
-Supports up to 300lbs
-Accommodates warm or cold beverages
-Flask is removable
-Carry handle
-Fabric cover is stain resistant and machine washable
