I have a friend who is always losing everything he owns. I mean, everything Dave ever touches suddenly disappears at the exact moment he needs it. Wallet? Oops, I guess you can’t go to the DMV today. Keys? Ditto. And it’s not like they’re right in front of his face or anything. It’s always gotta be someplace insanely weird, like the freezer or the bathtub. And you just kinda look at him and do that slow shake of the head, because no one knows how these things happen. You could try explaining that things like keys and wallets don’t have legs, and that someone must have put them in those places, but it’s no use. He’ll just maintain that he has no idea how these event occurred. I even tried getting him a whistle key finder, but then I found out that Dave couldn’t whistle. Tragic.
So now I’ve decided that what my friend really needs is the Human Key Holder (Wrapables, $24.95) before his keys end up in cereal box again. The reason I think this key holder will work better than any other is simple: it’s wall mounted. For those of you out there who don’t see the beauty in this idea, let me explain. If a key holder is mounted to the wall, you’re pretty much guaranteed to find your keys attached to it. Wall mounted means not finding your keys in the horseshoe pits again. The key holders come in either “His” or “Hers” styles and each comes with a key that fits into the center. All you have to do is attach this key your current keyring and you’re ready to stop losing your keys. Now I know this plan isn’t foolproof because you have to actually get your keys into the key holder, but I think that over time, you can establish a pattern of putting your key in the key holder as soon as you walk in the door. The key (pun intended) is mounting the key holder right next to your door so you see it as soon as you walk in the door and literally have no other choice but to hang up your keys at that moment. Otherwise, it’s back to being 20 minutes late for every appointment. Don’t worry, Dave, I think you can do it.
I know this won’t help him find his wallet, but I can only help with one problem at a time. He’s got other friends, he’ll be fine.
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 3″ x 4.5″
-Available in “His” or “Hers” styles
-Included key attaches to your keyring and fits into the key holder
-Wall mounted
-Made of chrome plated zinc
