I’m putting it all on the line in one more last-ditch effort with the Smart Finder 4-in-1 (Convenient Gadgets & Gifts, $34.95). I’m hoping that with a remote control transmitter and four receivers that Drago can safely track the locations of up to four of his most prized possessions. All he has to do is pick his top four and affix the receivers to them. The receivers can either be looped on through a key ring or affixed with the included double-sided adhesive pads. Now, he will have to remember which color transmits to which receiver, but since Drago has trouble in that area, I would recommend writing it down on the transmitter itself. The transmitter comes with a sucker hook so you can stick it someplace that you’ll be sure to always see it, like the window or the fridge. So Drago, I want you to pay attention now: all you have to do to find the missing item is press the color-coded transmitter for the specific item. Because the transmitter can send radio signals through walls and floors up to 30 meters away, you should be able to find just about anything within that radius. Once you’ve held the color button down for about five seconds, the object will emit an 85 decibel alarm on the receiver, which will alert you to its position.

Drago, I’m begging you, this has to work. Maybe then we can finally get the bar before last call because we won’t have to wait for you to find your wallet that contains your ID. Or maybe we’ll make our reservation at Ruth Chris because we won’t have to wait an hour and a half for you to locate your keys. Come on, let’s make these dreams come true. I’m sure your friends, family, and coworkers will thank you.

5 out of 5 stars.

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