
For some reason, even though it seems like we don’t need to, we’re always trying to find new ways to enjoy our adult beverages. We can’t just sit around the house and have a beer, we have to have a wild house party or head out to the bar until the wee hours of the morning. Let’s say you are just sitting at home. Do you just watch TV and sip on your brew? Nope, you get some friends to come over so you can play Asshole or Fuck The Dealer. Or maybe you get really crazy and you set up a game of Beer Pong, Flip Cup, or Quarters. Do any of these things make the drinks taste any better? Maybe not, but it sure is a whole lot of fun!
Along those same lines, the Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter (ThinkGeek, $22.99) could really spruce up your next adult beverage tasting. See, this contraption not only adds a level of excitement to any get together, but there also aren’t any steadfast rules involved so you don’t have to worry about remembering whose turn it is or which card to put down. You’re pretty much just squirting each other with a healthy blast of carbonated hops. It’s up to you whether your goal is to inject a steady stream of beer into your friend’s open mouth (or your own, for that matter) or if you just want to have a friendly water fight, where water equals beer. This thing shoots up to 10 feet, so I’d say you’re pretty much covered during a beer fight. Also, it works with any standard 12oz beer can (or soda, if that’s your bag). All you have to do is shake up the can, slide it into the reservoir holder, and then lock the reservoir holder down. The final step will cause a small needle to puncture your can, and the carbonation will render it ready to the trigger activated blast stream.
Now, I know it’s silly that I have to mention this, but beverages are not included. I know, I know, you were hoping to score a nice six pack with purchase, but that’s just not the case. You’re gonna have to actually go to the grocery store. Crazy, I know.
3 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 9″ x 8″ x 3″
-For use with any standard 12oz beer/soda can
-Shoots up to 10 feet
-Trigger activated blast stream
-Integrated bottle opener
-Not dishwasher safe
-Beverages not included




