Now, some might advise you against offering sharp objects like the Ex Voodoo Knife Set (Perpetual Kid, $69.99) to the angry and bitter, but I think it’s the perfect gift. Sure, you might want to make sure that your recipient isn’t harboring feelings of homicide or suicide, or any -ide if you want to cover all your bases, but I think it’ll cheer them right up. Come on, think about it – they could “stab” their ex all day long and it’s as innocent as selecting a knife to help prepare dinner. And before you start thinking that this is one expensive kitschy gift, you should know that this is one top-of-the-line knife set. It features five different types of blades, each of which are stainless steel and feature razor sharp precision cutting blades. Also, the unique plastic holder uses magnetized slots to secure the knives in the holder, each with individual protective knife sleeves.

Say, isn’t Valentine’s Day coming up? For most single people, Valentine’s Day is like a black cloud looming in the distance. It’s not like there’s anything wrong with being single, at least not in the eyes of single people, but Valentine’s Day decor is just something you can’t escape. The whole holiday is like a kind of like a plague. Except with chocolates, instead of black death.

4 out of 5 stars.

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