I know I’m supposed to be your direct line to the hottest and most amazing gadgets (I am, right?), but sometimes I can’t help but enjoy the simpler, less technologically advanced items that come my way. I mean, even though I know that the Uni-Corn Corn Holders (Perpetual Kid, $7.99) aren’t the newest, most sophisticated product available today, I think they’re totally awesome.
They might be lacking on the sophistication scale, but these corn holders definitely made up for it in the innovation department. Let’s face it, corn holders are somewhat necessary, but usually completely boring. Yes, you could just hold that corn cob directly with your two hands…if you were a BARBARIAN. Us classy folks know that the only way to enjoy a good cluster of kernels is with aid of a corn holder. You could go with plain old corn holders, ones lacking excitement and flair. You could even try using corn holders shaped like corn cobs, one of my personal favorites up until now. All the other options out there pale in comparison when you see these corn holders – just the very thought of using a unicorn horn to spear a corn cob puts a smile on my face.
Unicorns are real. I saw one once, true story. He was wearing a stable horse disguise, but I knew he was really a unicorn. It was totally obvious. I mean, why else would such a majestic horse be hanging around in a field next to a rainbow?
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Set 4 pairs (8 total)
-Dishwasher safe
