I hate how even though the economy sucks, people still expect you to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the simplest of things. I mean, seriously Starbucks? Have you been out in the world lately? There is just no way that I’m shelling out $3.90 for a small latte. Ain’t happening. And that’s really tough for me to say because I love my caffeinated morning beverages, especially that perfect cup of coffee.  Sure it doesn’t seem like a lot, but when I buy coffee I can’t just buy one. Oh no, I consume about 3 or 4 large cups during your normal 8 hour work shift. That’s like $20 a day, just on coffee! So I tried to brew it at home and take it to work with me, but I always end up wearing it during the car ride because the travel cup I have sucks. Basically, I’m broke and all my clothes smell like dark roast. Help!

The Brugo Mug (NerdSeven.com, $19.95) has heard my prayers, taken them under advisement, and has produced a truly spectacular travel beverage device. Yes, I am aware that it looks just like any other travel mug out there. May I ask, do your other travel mugs have patented Perfect Temperature Zone technology? Based on your raised eyebrows, I’ll take that as a no. The way it works is that the interior of the mug has two different chambers. The bottom chamber is closed to outside air, which allows your coffee to stay boiling hot. The top chamber is the Temperature Control Chamber, and its purpose it to instantly cool your java before it hits your lips. I know, it’s hard to imagine another morning where you won’t be driving, go to take a sip of your morning brew, and burn the shit out of your tongue, but you’ll just have to adapt. And hey, maybe charred facial flesh is your thing, so the mug has got that covered too. The lid is fitted with three usage settings: Lock, Sip, and Tip & Cool. The Lock feature protects your car and clothing from accidental spillage, while the Sip feature lets your bypass the Temperature Cooling Chamber.  Last but not least, the Tip & Cool feature is that glorious bit of craftsmanship that will forever change your coffee drinking experiences.

It’s not just coffee that’s outrageously priced these days. I mean, have you see how much people expect you to pay for a cup of hot tea? I could go out and buy an entire family-sized box of tea bags for the price they want for a cup. And don’t even get me started on the hot water charge!

5 out of 5 stars.

Specs:

-Capacity: 16oz
-Double walled insulated cup
-Patented 1oz temperature control chamber
-3 position drink mode selector
-Fits most cup holders
-No slip bottom
-Stainless steel and chrome finish
-7 colors to choose from: cobalt, flamingo, mediterranean, midnight, ruby, spring, and orange
-Hand wash only
-1 year manufacturer’s warranty