The most important thing to remember when you’re part of a couple actually has more to do with other people than the two of you: don’t gross out the general public. For those of you who don’t know what that means (and therefore, this statement is specifically directed at you): knock it off! I’m talking about the very intense PDA you’ve got going on, all day every day. There’s no need to suck face with your significant other in close proximity of all your friends. We get it, you’re together. Memo received. Now separate yourselves before one of you suffocates. The main reason single people hate couples is that they seemingly flaunt their coupledom at every turn. Now, sometimes this is all in a singleton’s head. Other times, like when you’re giggling and whispering “No, I love you more” into the phone for 20 minutes, it’s a miracle you still have friends.
With the I’m Nuts About You! (Firebox, $17.95) keychain, you can secretly think about your honey bunny all day long and your friends will never be the wiser. More importantly, they won’t be forced to vomit every time you bring up the cutest thing your sweetie did today. Instead, all you have to do is look down at your keychain, which seems just like an ordinary nuts and bolts keyring, and think about your glorious love. The only way your friends would know the disgustingly adorable nature of said keychain is if they saw the box branded with the “I’m nuts about you!” slogan because the keychain is free of any such lovey dovey indication.
I’m not asking the moon here. I don’t care what kind of nauseatingly sweet activities you participate in within the confines of your own home, but dial it down a notch when you’re out in the world. I mean, I’m sitting right next to you – do you really have to make out with your girlfriend at that exact moment? And for five whole minutes? In case you’re thinking that’s ok, IT’S NOT!
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 3/4″ x 1 3/4″ x 1/2″ (not including bronze ring)
-Box includes bronze ring and silver & 14k gold plated nuts and bolts
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