Ok, it’s time for the semi-annual interoffice showdown, and you need to choose your weapons wisely. You and three of your coworkers have been nominated to represent your sector, and you’re under strict orders from the man upstairs to come out on top. But just how are you going to do it? Not only do you need something intimidating, but it also has to have the power to back up its menacing exterior. Where oh where are you going to find such a wondrous and mythical piece of machinery?
Troops, look no further than the Nerf Elimination Office Warfare Set (ThinkGeek, $29.99) for all your office demolition competition needs. This set comes with four miniature Nerf Elimination Blasters, one for each of you and your fellow office comrades. Each Nerf Blaster comes with two screaming Nerf Darts, one of which is loaded in the barrel while the other stores within the handle. Now, I know what you’re gonna say, that two darts just isn’t enough and that you need more power. But really, this is just a friendly game of office combat to decide once and for all who is the best department, so do you really need more than two darts? Ok, maybe for that you do. Luckily, there are Elimination Game instructions included in this set, which state that once you get hit, you’re out. And then the last person standing after everyone else has been demolished is said to be the winner.
So now it becomes a battle of wits and restraint, knowing that you only have two darts and three targets. Only the most knowledgeable of warriors can survive such a crusade. Let the fighting begin.
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 5″ x 4.5″ unloaded, 5″ x 6.75″ loaded
-Includes 4 Mini Nerf Elimination Blasters, 8 screaming Nerf Darts, and Elimination Game instructions
-Blaster holds one dart in barrel and stores second dart in the handle
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