You what’s a great way to spend the day? Playing hooky. I mean, who really needs to go to work or class? I think it’s really unnecessary. Ok, maybe that’s taking it a bit too far because if you don’t go to work then you’ll get fired, which means that you’ll be broke and have to stop paying your bills. I hear that’s a bad idea. And if you don’t go to class then you’ll never graduate, which means that you’ll never get a good job, so you’ll never make any money, resulting in you also ending up broke and unable to pay your bills. Alright, so you can’t completely blow off your responsibilities, but maybe just for one day? Right, so now that you’ve got the day off, what would you like to do with it?
I suggest you get the Polar Pitcher (KegWorks, $19.95) and spend the entire day outside with a pitcher of beer. I know, you don’t think that you can do that because the beer will surely get warm in under an hour. It’s ok though, you don’t have to call off the beer pong tournament just yet. If you’ve got this pitcher, your beer will always be cold (not so sure about plentiful, but that’s another story). See, this pitcher has a slot in the middle that is loaded from the bottom and holds ice to keep the pitcher’s contents cold from the inside out. With a 60 ounce capacity, this baby can keep your drinks frosty for quite some time. And once the frozen core melts, all you have to do is just load it up with some more ice and you’re good to go.
Pretty cool, right? Right? That was a pun, people, just roll with it. Moving on…
4 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 8.5″ tall
-Capacity: 60oz
-Cooling cylinder for filling with ice
-Lid available separately
-Made of polycarbonate
-Hand wash
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