I don’t have to worry about frivolous interruptions anymore, now that I have the R/C Drinks Cooler (Firebox, $69.95) by my side. As my trusty companion, I just load her up with a 12-pack and some ice, and I’m set for the rest of the day. I know, you’re thinking that she sounds just like any other cooler you’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing, but you’re wrong. Oh no, she’s so much more. She has wheels! Yeah, maybe you’ve met a few like that as well, but I’m telling you, she’s something else. She comes with a remote! Intrigued, are you? I knew it. This battery operated goddess comes with a controller that works up to 30 feet away. In case you don’t understand the magnitude of such a vast geographical distance, I’ll lay it out for you: You’re lounging in your temple, aka bedroom, when you reach down into your beloved cooler and come up empty. You’ve run out of beer! Any other man would fall to pieces at this very moment. He might give in to societal pressures and actually get out of bed. But not you, oh no. You’re stronger than that. You’re smarter. You’re a man with a remote-controlled cooler on wheels! And lucky for you, your roommate just got home. All you have to do to quench your thirst is call out to your roommate and steer your cooler into the kitchen, where it will promptly be filled with ice cold brew.

Are you one of those “active” people? Someone who enjoys getting out of bed in the morning and doing things out in the world? Incredibly enough, you too could benefit from said cooler. I mean, you can’t work all the time, right?

4 out of 5 stars.

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