Is winter over yet? I mean, seriously, this cold weather thing is just not for me. You have to get all bundled up just to go outside, and then once you reach your destination, you have to spend half your lifetime peeling off the layers. And that’s not even the worst part! Dressing in all those bulky layers makes it virtually impossible to snuggle up to your sweetie. Alright, if my ginormous jacket impedes my snuggle proximity, I can handle that. But if wearing massive gloves to keep my fingers from falling off means that I can’t even hold hands with my honey, then I am monumentally peeved. So how can I keep my romance alive without destroying my digits?
If you were thinking Smittens Hand-Holding Mittens (Amazon, $29.99), then you would be correct. These mittens are almost too cute – I mean, you have to be a very secure individual to sport these because they stop just short of being vomit inducing. When you purchase a set of these mittens, you get two regular sized mittens and one extra large mitten to share. That way you can each put on a mitten, then share one in the middle. I can see how these things could be a little inconvenient though – I mean, do you put your hands in at the same time or do you have to ease your hand in after your beloved’s? What if someone is behind you and they rudely try to walk between your unmistakably strong bond? Actually, that one seems like bonus because then you could closeline them for their audacity.
So yeah, you might look a bit like an idiot if you and that special someone are walking around wearing these mittens. But really, what other way is there to showcase your love for one another that is as glaringly apparent as this? Unless you walk around in a perpetual three legged race, there really isn’t. And I don’t recommend that. It’s pretty time consuming.
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 5.5″ x 7.5″
-Includes two individual mittens and one to share
-100% polyester
-Machine wash cold
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