We’ve all been there – in an dangerous situation where death seems imminent, where you’re stuck in a perilous moment and just hoping that you’ll live. Well, maybe not all of us have been there, but I’m sure we’ve all thought about it. I mean, just think about all the seemingly safe activities you’ve participated in that could potentially end horrifically. Need an example? How about white water rafting? It seems like a nice family daycation, doesn’t it? Sure it is, until one of your children falls out of the raft and into the voracious white waters. You frantically search for your lost child, but it’s no use because they’ve been devoured by the ravenous rapids. Now, what if I told you there was a simple way you could have prevented all this. Is that something you might be interested in?
With the Survival Straps Survival Bracelet (ThinkGeek, $19.99), you could be prepared for any disastrously situation that may come your way. While it looks any other leather cord bracelet that so many young fashionistas are sporting today, this bracelet is different. Sure, you can wear it around as a fashion statement, but if your safety suddenly becomes compromised, you’ll be ready. This bracelet unravels into 14 feet of 550lb tested paracord, which just might save your life. What’s that girl, Timmy stuck in the well again? No problem! All you have to do is undo your magic bracelet and you’ve got a super strong rope to throw down into that well and pull Timmy out. Did you bank heist all go terribly wrong when the cops showed up and blocked off your escape route? Piece of cake! Just swing this paracord up to your friend on the roof and you’ll be scaling that wall in no time. What’s even better is that if you use your bracelet in a survival situation, the vendor will replace it free of charge. I mean, we wouldn’t want anyone weighing the pros and cons of someone’s life, now would we?
Now while I know that chances are I won’t have to use this bracelet, it would be nice to know that if I was in danger that I would have a way out. And even if I never use it, I know I won’t regret buying it. And you know why? Because what’s a better pick up line than telling a woman that I’m a spy on a secret mission?
5 out of 5 stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: approx 9.25″ undone and squished flat
-Contains at least 14′ of 550lb test paracord
-Fits up to a 7.5″ wrist
-Plastic side release buckle
-Vendor Replacement Guarantee: If you have to use the survival strap to survive, they will replace it free of charge
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