Turkey day is coming up – are you ready for all that massive food consumption? Sure, you can prepare your body for the onslaught of sugar and carbs it’s about to intake, but are you ready to face the toughest challenge of all? That’s right, hanging out with the fam. Before you start thinking that you’ve got this meal covered, let me remind you of what you’re in for. This is the time where your family grills you about your love life (“When are you going to get married?”), your job (“What do you want to do with your life?”), and other general critiques about your lifestyle (“Are you sure you want to eat that second helping of mashed potatoes?”). If only there was a way to take the focus off you, for once!
Thankfully (yes, I went there), if you show up with the Thanksgiving Hoedown Musical Turkey Doll (Amazon, $34.99), there’s a 99.9% chance that no one will bother you for the rest of the day. All you have to do is whip out this stuffed turkey, and you’re in business. Well, ok, maybe that’s not all you have to do. You should probably press the on/off switch, located on the turkey’s foot, or it’ll just be you holding a stuffed turkey (and not the kind you eat). Once you press the magical button, this turkey will move his head and mouth as he “sings” a “Hoedown Thanksgiving.” I mean, come on what could be better than that? Let me rephrase: what could be better than that at taking the attention off you? Absolutely nothing.
Who needs to bring a significant other to dinner when you could bring a singing turkey? Clearly an attention-grabber, your turkey will be the talk of the dinner table! Although, you might want to wait until dessert to bust him out – you wouldn’t want him to see his brother as the main course, now would you?
5 out of 5 embarrassed turkey stars.
Specs:
-Dimensions: 8″ x 8″ x 11″
-Weight: 1.3lbs
-Wingspread crafted in calico and corduroy
-Press his foot to make his head and mouth move as he sings “Hoedown Thanksgiving”
-Uses 3 AAA batteries (included)
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