If you have the Wine Rack (Firebox, $29.95), then you’re pretty much set. Sure, it looks like a regular black sports bra, but that’s the genius of it. See, inside the sports bra is a polyurethane refillable bra that holds 750ml or 25oz of your favorite beverage, so you can bring your jolly juice to the ballpark without anyone knowing. A long drinking tube with an on/off valve attaches to the interior bra, which allows you to route it though your clothing without being uncomfortable. As if bypassing the expensive drinks during your outing isn’t enough of an incentive, a full bra also increases your cup size by two full cups. Yeah, you might be a little deflated by the end of the night, but you’ll have drank for free so it’s a small price to pay. And guys, before you start getting your panties in a bunch, there is a male version of this product called the Beerbelly (Firebox, $34.95) that gives you the same sort of experience. Yes, it’s slightly less sexy than having a massive bust to have an inflated belly, but the male version also allows for more liquid storage. Also, it comes with a slot for an optional cold or hot pack to keep your drinks at optimum temperature. And ladies, if you don’t mind looking a bit pudgy, maybe this could work for you as well.

Seriously, I’m never gonna leave the house without one of these again. Hey, I’ve got an awesome idea! I’ll just wear both and then maybe I can say I’m pregnant. Think about it, huge knockers and a bountiful belly – they’ll never even suspect me drinking!

5 out of 5 stars.

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