For all the lazy environmental activists out there, the Eco Button (Latest Buy, $19.95) can help you do your part. Basically, this gadget works with your computer to save energy by shutting down all functions that draw power from your computer except for the very minimum amount of memory it needs to run. Think your hibernation mode is saving enough energy? Think again. This button allows your computer to run on just 1.8 watts of power, keeping energy costs down and, most importantly, saving you some cash. All you have to do is plug the button into your computer via the USB port, download the software from the official website, and you’re ready to start saving energy with the push of a button. And unlike shutting down your computer or putting it into hibernation, you can easily take your computer out of “ecomode” by pressing any button on the keyboard. Your computer will immediately resume functioning and it’ll even tell you just how much energy and money you’ve saved during the latest “ecomode” process.

Come on, how simple does this sound? One push of a button, and you’re helping save the world. It’s a whole lot easier than that stupid recycling nonsense, right? Might as well just stop that all together. Then again, it probably couldn’t hurt to double your efforts.

5 out of 5 stars.

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Reinforcements have arrived! The R2-D2 USB Humidifier (ThinkGeek, $19.99) is a tiny life-saving device! Alright, so maybe “life-saving” is a little dramatic, but you know what I mean. This little guy plugs right into my computer’s USB port and instantly goes to work to create a moister atmosphere. I’m not saying that it’s going to make the whole room feel less like the Sahara, but it will help your skin feel less scaly. Also, dry air is a common culprit for aggravating cold and sinus issues, so it may alleviate some of those nasty health problems as well. And don’t think I forgot the most important thing – it’s shaped like R2-D2! I mean, hello! Is there really anything else you need to know?

Just picture it: you’re sitting at your desk at work with your miniature R2-D2 humidifying away, happy as a clam. And then there’s everyone else, with their alligator skin and severe congestion, trying in vain to make it through the day. Who would you rather be?

4 out of 5 stars.

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What I’m interested in is a good old fashioned heated blanket, but with a more technological savvy twist, like the USB Heated Shawl/Lap Blanket (Convenient Gadgets & Gifts, $28.95). Specifically made for occasions when it would be virtually impossible or completely inappropriate to be holed up underneath a down comforter, this electrically heated blanket connects to your nearest USB power source. With a 4′ long cord, you’re not going to be tethered to your desk but I wouldn’t expect to be running any marathons any time soon either. For the ladies out there, this blanket can also be used as a shawl and has a button sew in to hold it in place. There’s an interior heating pad with a temperature range of 100 F – 113 F so there’s no way that you’re not gonna be cozy as a clam wearing this.

The only bad thing about a heated blanket is that as soon as you take it off, you’re instantly freezing again, Sure, that’s just like any blanket, but it’s a thousand times worse with a heated one. But then again, it’ll be that much warmer once you put it back on. It’s the same concept as getting out of a hot tub, only more easily accessible while at the office.

3 out of 5 stars.

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So I searched the Interwebs and finally found the perfect foot warming contraption for my dear friend: the Pink USB Heating Slippers (Chinavasion, $4.98). Not only are they fully functional slippers, but they’re heated from the inside! These things are great because they don’t run on batteries, but they’re not exactly for the ultra mobile type. See, the way they generate their heating power is from the USB port of any computer, game console, or pretty much anything you can steal power from via USB cord. And in case you’re worried about getting your new favorite slippers dirty, all you have to do is remove the foam cushion and heating pad from the inside of the slipper and then you can throw them in the washing machine.

I know Chris will be super excited when I present her with these slippers for Christmas. She’s probably gonna just tear them out of the box and put them on immediately, and then just marvel at the roasty toasty nature of her piggies. I’d get myself a pair, but they only come in pink. Wait, real men wear pink, right?

4 out of 5 stars.

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Ok, so now that we’ve assessed the need for a USB hub, how do you go about choosing one? You could go with something cutesy (I’ve seen flowerbeds), but I’m more function over fashion. The Stick ‘em Hub (Convenient Gadgets & Gifts, $15.95) not only provides you with four extra ports (three, if you want to get technical), but also offers a non-slip surface for your gadgets. In case you don’t think that that’s important, just imagine how great less cluttered your desk would be if you had someplace to stick your iPhone/iPod/electronic device while you were charging it. You’d know exactly where it was and you’d be able to access it easily. It would also make a great stand if you wanted to watch videos on your electronic device of choice while charging it. And it’s not a sticky surface so your fave electronics won’t be left with any residue. Best of all, you get extra USB ports out of the deal.

I can only imagine how many things I would plug into my computer if I had the option. I think I would just scour my entire house looking for USB adapters and their respective electronic devices, connecting and charging them at will. Yeah, I’m a dork.

5 out of 5 stars.

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